How to Ruin the Internet in 5 Easy Steps

You are disgusted by the very idea of conflicting opinions and intelligent discussion. You even find great joy in disregarding facts and blatantly ignoring social norms. You are an Internet Troll and it is your mission in life to take joy from others in any and every way you can. It is for you that I have written this guide so I may aid you in making the Internet experience as annoying as humanly possible.