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Traffic Spike!

My post, “How to Use Dixie Cups to Pull the Ultimate Prank,” was so popular that it managed to wind up on Digg, Reddit, and StumbleUpon at the exact same time. The resulting traffic spike was so massive that my server was brought to its knees. I thank you guys for your support and apologize for the downtime. Needless to say, I will be looking into alternative hosting options.