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How to Use Dixie Cups to Pull the Ultimate Prank

While sifting through some of the old photographs saved on my computer, I found something that I thought was worth sharing.  You see, back when I was an obnoxious high school student, I partook in an amazing prank orchestrated by one of my teachers.  It is amazing what you can do with free labor, (what student wouldn’t want to help teachers prank eachother?) and 10,000 dixie cups.

Every single one of those 10,000 dixie cups was full of water.  It took 10 people 3 hours to painstakingly set those things up and fill them.  Every single horizontal surface we could get to was covered.  There were even dixie cups in the desk drawers.

If you do decide that harassing your friends with thousands of tiny paper cups is a great way to spend your time and money, you should know that this was terrible to clean up.  The Daily Interweb takes no responsibility for property you destroy.

Discussion

63 comments for “How to Use Dixie Cups to Pull the Ultimate Prank”

  1. its a lot easier to do it at night and use ice cubes. that way when your doing it, you don’t accidently spill ;-)

    Posted by sam | December 5, 2008, 6:44 pm
  2. Oh my god.

    That is just awesome.

    Posted by Peggy-Sue | December 5, 2008, 7:04 pm
  3. whats the point

    Posted by tom mandory | December 5, 2008, 8:08 pm
  4. My friends and I did this in college to a certain office (bigger than your example, but we had many more people helping out so it wasn’t as big of task). All the wax lining the cups came off, and the cups all burst. Since this was a cubical type situation, there was nothing stopping the flow of water. The entire floor of the building was 1/2 inch deep in water.

    Posted by NJ | December 5, 2008, 8:11 pm
  5. @NJ bullshit. “The entire floor of the building was 1/2 inch deep in water.”

    Posted by catzDrCatz | December 5, 2008, 8:57 pm
  6. If you figure 5oz of water per cup and 128oz in a gallon. 3000 cups holds roughly 117 gallons of water. That is approx. 2 bathtubs of water

    If NJ’s “project” was bigger, his claim is highly likely.

    Posted by JP | December 5, 2008, 11:39 pm
  7. We did this to a coworker. We went the extra mile and stapled every cup together.

    Unfortunately, this was lame because it made cleanup much easier as you could pick up 20+ cups at a time.

    Best part was that we emptied Walmart of all their paper cups. This included the little kid party packs of Barney and the Lion King. I’m sure some poor kid was crying himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow.

    Posted by Curt | December 5, 2008, 11:54 pm
  8. Yeah, this was a great band-camp prank in the dining hall a year back…

    Posted by EthanZ | December 5, 2008, 11:59 pm
  9. Concerning the temperature of H2O, which we’ll assume was room temp @ 72 degrees, the volume of H2O can be calculated thusly:

    V = lwh
    Surface = 2lw + 2lh + 2wh

    So NJ would be correct. There would be 1/2 inch of H2O covering the floor.

    Posted by Arc A'Mediees | December 6, 2008, 12:53 am
  10. Missed the teachers chair.

    Posted by Anonymous | December 6, 2008, 1:10 am
  11. just wondering what school this is, looks mysteriously like my high school physics room mind sharing city/school name?

    Posted by ian | December 6, 2008, 1:30 am
  12. I think it’s a fantastic prank. As the prankee, it would break your brain walking into, it’d frustrate the hell out of you at the time, but afterwards it’d be hilarious and the worst possible damage or harm it could cause is some watermarked furniture. What more could one ask for in a prank?

    Posted by Katie | December 6, 2008, 1:53 am
  13. @Curt: Excellent “So I Married an Axe Murderer” quote!

    Posted by Jeff | December 6, 2008, 2:15 am
  14. Why is the bottle of lube halfway in the room lonely? what is the story behind this poor bottle? please inform

    Posted by Carlos | December 6, 2008, 3:58 am
  15. @Sam If you used ice, the water level would go down and the cups would have less water in them.

    Posted by Bill | December 6, 2008, 4:08 am
  16. @Sam:

    Point me to the nearest faucet that pours enough free ICE CUBES to fill 10,000 cups.

    Posted by Mario | December 6, 2008, 4:16 am
  17. We did this to my RA freshman year. We also drywalled the entrance to his room and tin foiled everything in the room.

    Posted by Bradley Herman | December 6, 2008, 4:37 am
  18. Thats awesome, good job.

    Posted by p | December 6, 2008, 4:39 am
  19. We did this in our school and added some sugar to the water for extra fun :D

    Posted by Tom | December 6, 2008, 6:23 am
  20. Happy desks are happy.

    Posted by Anonymous | December 6, 2008, 7:18 am
  21. I can’t produce this much urine all at once, I’d have to save it up for a few days.

    Posted by noman | December 6, 2008, 8:11 am
  22. tom mandory: what’s NOT the point?

    Posted by alby13 | December 6, 2008, 8:13 am
  23. Looks like the chairs got the joke… :-)

    Posted by Binks | December 6, 2008, 8:17 am
  24. You could always staple them together in ten foot long, single rows!

    Posted by jasper von blowhole | December 6, 2008, 10:03 am
  25. Head, Pants, NOW!!!!

    Posted by mike | December 6, 2008, 10:49 am
  26. That is awesome.

    Posted by eric | December 6, 2008, 11:10 am
  27. This looks more like you’re pranking the janitor.

    Posted by Arc Tangent | December 6, 2008, 11:37 am
  28. This is Mr. Sarcona’s room, isn’t it?

    Posted by Dan | December 6, 2008, 12:42 pm
  29. is that….

    is that a bottle of hand sanitizer in the middle-ish desk seat?

    Posted by S | December 6, 2008, 12:53 pm
  30. Great Article. That room looks unusually familiar. Can you tell me what school that is, or in which state?

    Posted by John | December 6, 2008, 1:18 pm
  31. what’s fun is to put all the dixie cups right next to each other and then staple them together before filling them with water. the only way to really clean it up without making a mess is to use a straw to get the water out.

    this usually works better for just a desk or table, not a whole room.

    Posted by rachel | December 6, 2008, 2:25 pm
  32. I would just push it all onto the floor and demand whoever did it clean it up.

    Posted by Weaver | December 6, 2008, 2:44 pm
  33. @Arc A’Mediees: Your calculation is full of holes…

    Posted by Jac | December 6, 2008, 3:15 pm
  34. @NJ I second that B.S. You made that whole thing up hah.

    @Jac lol… full of holes…

    @this_article

    That is not 10000 paper cups.

    Posted by stochastic | December 6, 2008, 4:47 pm
  35. What you should of did was fill the cups up with is Simple Syrup basically sugar water. We make it a my work. It takes 85 lbs of sugar for every 8 gallons of Hot water. When it hits the floor it is slippery as HELL. So if you spill just one cup someone is sure to fall. But that is a nice prank.

    Posted by Cyclonus | December 6, 2008, 5:28 pm
  36. That’s a lot of effort to get
    all those Dixie cups placed.
    Who put them away?

    thanks from tony

    Posted by ntopics | December 6, 2008, 7:32 pm
  37. awesome prank!

    i’m assuming there were some spills during the setup?

    Posted by cxu | December 6, 2008, 9:22 pm
  38. Stop nay-saying this prank
    It could 10000 cups
    Who cares any way, still a cool prank.

    Posted by d | December 6, 2008, 10:35 pm
  39. This whole article was fun.

    @Binks that made my day.

    Posted by Mike H | December 6, 2008, 10:46 pm
  40. @Cyclonus:
    That would require half a ton of sugar.
    3000cups * 5oz/cup / 128oz/gallon * 85lbs/8gal = 1245lb of sugar.
    That could get expensive.
    It would only take 4,820 cups to cost you a ton of sugar. That picture could easily have anywhere from 3000-5000.

    raw sugar costs 11cents a pound, or $220 a ton. That’s a fairly heavy investment for a silly prank.

    Oh, and @Arc A’Mediees: Do you even know what you’re talking about? That reads like the envelope-calculation equivalent of “how is babby formed”. Numbers, please!

    Posted by Daedalus | December 6, 2008, 11:47 pm
  41. Walks into room.
    “Janitor!”
    Walks out of room.

    Posted by Yousuck | December 7, 2008, 1:46 am
  42. I love google conversions:

    50000 oz = 69.6252894 (sq yd) in

    i.e. 69 square yards, one inch deep
    or 168 square yards, 1/2 inch deep

    Posted by Jett | December 7, 2008, 1:57 am
  43. 2 girls and 10000 cups ?

    Posted by bub | December 7, 2008, 4:18 am
  44. Kudos to bub lol
    Dont rlly get binks though

    Posted by Anonymous | December 7, 2008, 4:41 pm
  45. friends of mine did the same prank in the senior hallway of their high school. They blocked off all entrances except the adjoining hallway. At the opposite end of the hall put a boom box blasting really loud terrible techno music. The first 2 feet of cups were empty so the teachers just started kicking them over to get to the end of the hallway. Then they hit the water!
    brilliant!

    Posted by Sara | December 7, 2008, 7:28 pm
  46. My school did this down a hall at our school, it took then about six hours and maintenance just knocked over all the cups and mopped/shop vac’d all the water up in thirty minutes. It was clean by the time everyone got to school.

    Posted by thedude | December 7, 2008, 9:06 pm
  47. you have to staple them together!!
    A school near mine did this to the administration wing

    Posted by grace | December 8, 2008, 2:49 pm
  48. we did something similar in camp involving an overturned cup and a playing card.

    fill the cup, put the card on top. hold secure and turn over the cup. with card now on bottom, place on flat table. slide card out slowly while on table. almost all water will stay in cup. it now cant be removed without spillage and/or very careful replacement of the card.

    set up a lot of these for the real fun.

    Posted by matt | December 8, 2008, 5:39 pm
  49. d0h

    Posted by xmelzax | December 8, 2008, 8:25 pm
  50. you could clean that all up with a shop vac in no time

    Posted by brad | December 8, 2008, 11:00 pm
  51. theres lotion on one of the students chairs haha

    Posted by al | December 9, 2008, 6:07 am
  52. looks like physics class at Mt Brook High School.

    Posted by John | December 9, 2008, 12:24 pm
  53. Is that Pennsbury High School? Looks just liked one of the biology classrooms before the big renovation.

    Posted by Josh | December 9, 2008, 2:40 pm
  54. It looks like ANY high school science classroom…

    Posted by April | December 9, 2008, 6:55 pm
  55. And to think… back when I was young we only used to hide an M80 in the teacher’s drawer with a percussion fuse.

    :-D

    Posted by Samuel Wright | December 12, 2008, 7:06 pm
  56. Whoa! that frikkin looks like my freshman science classroom!

    Mr. Bryan was totally the one to prank… Bratface.

    Posted by Desilyn | December 13, 2008, 12:36 am
  57. At a summer camp I worked at, counselors would go into others’ cabins and put a dixie cup of ice water on their sleeping victim’s back so when they roll over…

    Posted by Maggie | December 13, 2008, 4:29 am
  58. psssh, someone did this to my dorm room, but stapled ALL of the cups together and filled them with ammonia! Yuck.

    Posted by Mushi | December 13, 2008, 3:54 pm
  59. hahahaha! dixie cups!!!!! i wonder how many cups there r?!!! lol :)

    Posted by person u will never know! | December 13, 2008, 5:50 pm
  60. Even better..just one cup..brim full of piss

    Posted by mark | December 15, 2008, 12:30 am
  61. Lol … we would never have the guts to do that in my school !

    Posted by Dude Man | December 17, 2008, 2:32 am
  62. i donno y u’d want 2 get the chair the poor teacha would have a wet butt.

    Posted by sly | December 21, 2008, 2:46 pm
  63. thats not 10,000 cups, BS

    Posted by Mas Debater | January 5, 2009, 5:04 pm

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