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New Evidence is Conclusive Proof God Exists: Meagan Fox is Bi

The Universe has a way of making sure everything stays in equilibrium. Every single time things start to look grim, something always happens that seems to make everything ok. Yesterday, financial markets imploded when Lehman filed for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy, leaving Wall Street in a crumpled heap of speculation and instability.

You can imagine then that an the event that would compensate for the financial meltdown would have to be pretty fantastic, perhaps even spectacular. The thing is, I couldn’t even begin to imagine what would have to happen to make everything ok. Not to be a pessimist, but Wall Street isn’t the only source of bad news lately.

Well lets put it this way, the Universe came through big time. Today, Meagan Fox confirmed that she is bisexual. To say that I am ecstatic would be the understatement of the century.

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