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Crazy Old Pokewoman Gotta Catch Em All?

I found these images yesterday while I was searching the depths of my hard drive for a new Facebook profile photo. I took them during the summer of 2007 in a fresh foods market in St. Petersburg, Russia (yay for family vacations). I really don't know what to tell you other than the fact that two years later, these pictures still confuse me. I guess she had to catch em all?

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“I Am Rich” Overpriced Product Trend Refuses to Die

The completely useless "I Am Rich" iPhone application was almost funny when it showed up in the app store with its $1000 price tag. Then came the even more ridiculous and almost shockingly unprofessional looking Social 1000 network. Now, the latest addition to the marginally offensive bad marketing bandwagon is here. Meet the "I'm Still Rich" t-shirt.

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• Every winter, baseball fans around the country count down the days until spring training.  This year I was particularly excited when teams broke camp in Florida and Arizona and finally headed back to their home cities for opening day.  With an economic crisis, rampant piracy and a terrifying outbreak of swine flu dominating the news, baseball's ability to entertain and unite is important. That said, the sport has its scary moments.  The point of this little post is to acknowledge two men who through incredible toughness embody the American spirit on the playing field.  The courage they demonstrated on the field lets the rest of us know that we can overcome anything.  No crisis, virus or pirate has a chance if either of these men have anything to say about it. The first of those men is umpire Kerwin Danley.  Last year, due to what I am assuming was a mix up between Dodgers pitcher Brad Penny and catcher Russell Martin, Danley took a 94 mph fastball off his mask.  Despite his terrifying experience, Danley was soon out of the hospital and back to calling balls and strikes.  Last week, Danley was knocked unconcious by a broken bat.  I wish him the best and hope he is soon standing behind the plate again. My next shout out goes to Brewers second baseman Rickie Weeks for his unbelievable display of toughness.  After taking a mid-ninties Edinson Volquez fastball to the face on a bunt attempt, Weeks stood up and took his base. Your courage is admirable guys. #
• I just found these images on my old external hard drive and frankly, I still want my dollar back. Like this and want more?  Check out The $3325 T-Shirt.   #
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• My post, "How to Use Dixie Cups to Pull the Ultimate Prank," was so popular that it managed to wind up on Digg, Reddit, and StumbleUpon at the exact same time. The resulting traffic spike was so massive that my server was brought to its knees. I thank you guys for your support and apologize for the downtime. Needless to say, I will be looking into alternative hosting options. #